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Love and Light from HEALING Creek
Wednesday April 23, 2008
 I don't talk much about my faith ... My spiritual life is precious but private to me ... but deep down, in the core of my beliefs is a God who speaks to me in that quiet voice.
That little voice is the one that whispers to trust Him and know that He is here and He will bring things under control. I also believe that His voice is speaking in a very personal way with each of you too. I believe that we are where we are, and good or bad, we are here for a reason. I believe that if God brought us to it, He will bring us through it.
He would say not to worry when someone else expresses an opinion strongly. What is that to me? It is your opinion and you are entitled to it. I might not understand but you must have a reason for feeling the way you do.
He would say for me to not give into fear because He will keep me safe. My life works better when I meet new people and places, anticipating goodness. I have discernment. I know there are bad people out there, but I trust that He will let me know when there is someone I need to avoid. I don't need to go looking for trouble, and if trouble finds me, I will deal with it.
I am spiritual but I am irreverent too!
I really do see some things like a Far-Side Cartoon ... I find humor in things that happen to me and people around me. I have a good laugh over the goofy things in myself and others ... in the REAL and virtual world.
You know blogging is personal and we all have our own opinions which is what makes blogging interesting.
If someone expresses an opinion that is too far-fetched for me, I'll just switch to a different page, reading what the next blogger wants to say today. It doesn't mean I don't like you. I'm not mad at you. I'll come back another time when you are in a better mood!
There are healthy limits to our friendships and that is good.
I talk about healing but I am NOT a counselor or a therapist. I talk about aspects of the law but I am NOT a lawyer. I talk about faith and religion but I am NOT a minister. This is not the place to get professional or personal advice anyway!
This is a place where we share ideas ... Maybe, something I say might spark a thought in you? I know there are things you say that inspire me! That's what friends do!
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
And enough hope to make you happy.
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Tuesday April 22, 2008
I don't know exactly when it started but it did.
It might have been subtle like when I found myself in a room and couldn't remember for the life of me why I came in there ... so I would go back and retrace my steps ... It usually was enough to jog my memory.
As some of you know, I have been in the process of SIMPLIFYING my home, getting rid of things I don't use anymore through donation, eBay or just plain gifting ... I have eliminated a TON of stuff I use to think I couldn't live without and still ... every few months, I lose something.
It happens like this ... I think to myself that I should put something in a safe place ... and whatever I tuck away is SO SAFE that not even I can find it!
Five years ago, I hid a gun in each of the four main rooms ... just in case. I was living alone at the time and there had been way too many burglaries in the neighborhood. Even with an alarm system, I felt safer, knowing I was prepared. Recently, I gathered all the guns to clean them and realized that one of them was missing!
I looked in all the usual places and I found nothing. Zip. Nada.
It came to me one morning. I checked between the mattresses in the guest bedroom and there it was. It had been there for five years. That means all my company for the past five years slept in a bed with a shotgun between the mattresses.
One of my friends has even said (more than once) that she could never sleep in a house with a gun. I felt bad thinking that not only did she sleep in a house with a gun or two or three, she was in bed with one!
Oh my!
I can't even count the family and friends who have stayed in the guest room in the past five years!
So much for the princess and the pea story! That's one more myth busted!
A few months ago, I lost my journal ... I had kept that journal for years, but when I went to jot a note in it, it was GONE.
Again, I looked in all the usual places and I found nothing. Zip. Nada.
I even tried the old trick, "Where would I be if I were a journal"!
Again, I woke up thinking it might be in a drawer I had already looked in ... It was.
Problem solved.
A few weeks ago, Joey and I went to Knoxville. I had packed everything, but made a last-minute change when I saw that it was going to be cold and rainier than expected. The change included switching out my jewelry. I had my favorite earrings and a new bracelet that I "tucked away in a safe place".
I remember thinking it ... but I don't remember what I did next!
It will come to me ... I'll wake up one morning, fresh as a daisy and I'll remember.
I write myself notes and lists ... and half the time, I forget to take the notes or lists with me. I used to be so organized ... almost OCD organized ... but these days ...
I could hide my own Easter eggs!
It isn't always a bad thing. One time, I found 20-dollars in a skirt pocket! Every few months, I have a "private Christmas", finding something I had "tucked away" and forgot about.
Speaking of Christmas ... I buy gifts throughout the year and store them into my "Gift Closet" ... In December, I gather up the gifts, wrap them and get everything ready to ship or put under the tree. One year, I missed a whole box full of gifts and didn't find them until the summer time! That year, my friends and family were treated to two Christmases, one in December and another one in July!
Like Belle says ... Looking for the rainbow ... Maybe, it isn't the end of the world that I lose things once in a while? I clean and straighten the whole house, looking for "the thing that is lost", and finding it is always a celebration!
(smiling)
Anyone seen my CD? I think it's with my earrings and bracelet!
LOST & FOUND UPDATE !!!
I found my earrings and bracelet AND a necklace I had not even realized was gone! I had put them between two sweaters ... (at least, they were cozy) ... but I can't remember WHY I would have put them there instead of my jewelry box?
What was lost ... is now FOUND!
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I've had the same answering machine message since 2000! It's time for a change, but if I am going to change, I want something FUN! I went looking for ideas and look what I found!
Help me pick! Which one do you like?
Maybe, you have one you like better?
Funny Answering Machine Messages ...
Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep.
"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."
I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply.
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."
We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!
"Hello? ... Hello? ... Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you ... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP."
(in the style of the twilight zone) You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device ... This is "The Twilight Phone"
Talk to the phone, the face ain't home, please leave a message, after the tone. BEEP!
These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message at the beep.
Hey, it's ________ Sorry you can't get through Leave your name and your number And I'll get back to you
Sorry we’re not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you'll be heard.
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
(if Sci-fi is your deal ...) A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd Century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future ...
... or ...
"Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your name and star system and we'll assimilate you as soon as we can."
... or ...
Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call.
... or ...
Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker. So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my component particles have been restored to their normal charges.
... or ...
Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen? Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White. Sorry.
Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits. Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called.
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, somebody called while we weren't home. Watch me pull their message out of this machine! Rocky: Again? Bullwinkle: Nuthin' up my sleeve... PRESTO! [Sound of vicious dog barking, stops abruptly.]
Bullwinkle: Must have been a wrong number. Rocky: Here's a chance for you to REALLY leave your message.
Can’t take your call, I'm hiding from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Tee Hee Tee Hee! Leave a message?
C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!
Comrades! Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communications. The entire staff is currently busy discussing forthcoming operations with other units, but if you leave your unit name and how we may reach you, Chief of Staff ____ (your name) ____ will contact you as soon as possible to discuss your concerns.
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.
Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere. So ... Leave your name and number and tell us where YOU saw Elvis!
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now. Please leave your message at the sound of the snore.
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. [Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.] OK, what would you like me to tell me?
Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done ... (Cachunk!)
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
BEEP Hello, this is WVKE, you're on the air.
Hello, you have reached the _______ family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we're done shopping.
Hello, you have reached the _______'s residence; we cannot reach the phone right now, so please leave a message after the beep. (Then you find something that makes a beeping sound, and make the beep sound, then wait 5 seconds, until they start talking, then make another beep, and do that over and over.)
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your name), your message will be answered to in the order in which it was received, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
Hello. I'm not at home right now because I'm out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don't call you back, you're probably one of those changes. (BEEP)
Hello? (short pause) Hellooo? (Waits again) Helloooo - Who is this?
Hi this is Sonny and Attie's machine. Medicare didn’t send us enough money this month so we are out robbing the liquor store. If this is the police we are just napping.
hi you've reached the home of (name) also known as 007 agents if you get this machine we are probably saving the world this tape will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1... (BEEP)
Hi! Jan's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hi, I am a machine. Why do you hate talking to me? I never hurt anyone. Can we talk after the beep?
Hi, you have reached _(phone number)__ you have a chance to win one million dollars if you can answer the following 1. What is your name? 2. What is your phone number? 3. Why did you call this number?
Hi, you have reached Jerry McGuire. Show me the message! Show me the message!
Hi, you know the drill.
Hi. Now you say something.
Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. As soon as I finish this recording I'm going to bed indefinitely. When I wake up I'll play my messages. Please leave one.
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked. So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag.
How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions. Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this... YOW!
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, "Who's there?") Isn't that *my* question? (Pause.) Please leave a message...
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.
... or ...
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $0.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone...
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG ... Er, no diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell.
Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline. Our operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of your bequest at the sound of the beep, and something will get back to you shortly. Your help will enable us to bring these delightful creatures back from the brink of fantasy and find them suitable positions in the forest product industry. Your gift is, of course, reality deductible. Thank you again, and have a nice day.
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
This is Dr. Ruth, Sexually Speaking, you're on the air...
This is Fred. We are not... excuse me a moment, please. Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN! (Sound of window breaking.) Great! What a mess. I'll have to get back to you later.
This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks they dialed long distance.)
You have reached 555-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers.
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.
You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice day.
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs.
(Silence...) Any message?
(French monologue in the background:) Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language. But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our lifetime. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non".
(Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure... I knew you could.
(In British voice) Hello! I'll be eating lunch on my yacht, but I might be able to clear my schedule if you’d like to do something.... leave me a pleasant message after the beep.
(In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada. To facilitate our investigation, we would appreciate you leaving your name, number, a brief message, and any affiliations you may have made now, or in the past, with communist or terrorist organizations. Thank you. (In the background can be heard springs creaking and various moans; husky, soft female voice is best:) Hi...
(Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now. Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk. I think we're going to have to size it a little... (Aside:) HEY GUIDO! GET THE CHAINSAW! Anyways, leave your name and a message. If I like it, you'll hear from me. If not, you'll hear from Guido! (Laughter.)
(Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville, New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing my name to protect my innocence when I got a call about a 411. It sounded like good information to me. But I needed more. A name and a number. So leave yours and I'll return your call. Or I can send you a FAX. Nothing but the FAX, ma'am. (Hum the "Dragnet" theme...)
(Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
(Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Presents:) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up. (Sounds of struggle in background, and voice heard through a gag.) I should know. I tied him up. But leave your name and number, and he'll return your call if he manages to get free. And speaking of things that are not free, we now have this word from our sponsor...
(US National Anthem; Ronald Reagan voice:) Uhh, hello... I'm, uhhh, ohhhhhh... (Pause.) Well, anyway, I'm here to answer the telephone on behalf of... erm... uhhhh... ermmm... (Pause.) I mean, he can't come to talk to you right now, but if you leave a message after the, umm oh, the uhhhh... the uhhhhhh... BEEP.
(Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":) We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.
(With loud music playing in the background) "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What?
[in a computer generated voice] Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
[in a computer generated voice] Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back.
So ... Why did you call again?
Huh?
What was I doing?
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Happy Earth Day
Going green ...
I listen to people talk about the greenhouse effect, holes in the ozone layer, air pollution and acid rain, water pollution, endangered plants and animals and too much trash and Going Green.
What's "going green" mean?
I googled "Going Green" and found Some A-Z Things we can do:
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Adopt Something.
An animal, a stream, a whale. There's almost no limit to the number of environmental causes to which you, your friends, or your class can turn.
Avoid Fast Food.
Most fast food is overpackaged and most fast-food companies are responsible for producing mountains of trash. By avoiding fast food whenever possible, you'll help reduce this needless waste.
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Bike Instead Of Ride.
Riding your bike instead of riding in a car saves energy and reduces pollution, of course. But it is also fun! That makes it a double benefit.
Boycott A Product.
Choose something that you feel is not good for the environment. Once you decide not to buy it, write a letter to the company's president (the address is often right on the package) and tell him or her why you have decided not to buy the product anymore. If lots of people did this, companies would start making more environmentally responsible products!
Buy Products Made Of Recycled Paper.
How can you tell if a package is recycled? Look right on the package. Many have specific claims, such as "made of 100 percent recycled material." However, some recycled packages don't advertise this fact, although there are ways you can find out for yourself. For example, when shopping for cereal, cookies, crackers, and other groceries packaged in cardboard boxes, make sure boxes are made from recycled paper. If the underside is gray or dark brown, the cardboard is made of recycled material. If it's white, it is made of unrecycled material.
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Change A Light Bulb.
By replacing a standard bulb with a compact fluorescent one you will get more light for less money and save a lot of energy.
Clean Up A Stream Or Park.
Get a group of people together and find a stream or park that needs some tender loving care. Arrange for everyone to meet at a specific time to pick up the trash, weed, perhaps even plant some flowers. Ask local business to donate money, tools, or other supplies you'll need for the task. You also should invite a newspaper reporter or TV news team to come along and report on the event. Make sure to check with the proper local authority in charge of the stream or park to get permission so you are sure not to break any laws.
Close The Refrigerator Door.
By leaving it open for just a few extra seconds, you waste a lot of energy. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator door. Then get it and close the door right away.
Collect Aluminum Cans.
You might raise a lot of money in the process. The best thing is to combine this with your stream or park cleanup (see above). Sell the cans you collect to a local aluminum recycler and use the money for something fun! Or donate the money to a worthy environmental organization (see below).
Contribute To A Good Cause.
You don't have to contribute a lot of money. In fact, you don't have to contribute money at all. A local environmental group probably can use your and your friends' help in a variety of ways. By volunteering for just a few hours a week, you'll be making a worthwhile contribution to the environment. It will make you feel really good!
Create A Compost Pile.
It's easy to do. Find a corner of the yard that's out of the way. Carefully throw food wastes (leftovers, eggshells, coffee grounds, spoiled vegetables, etc.) into a pile and mix with dirt. Every week or so, turn the pile over with a shovel to give it more air. In a few weeks, it will turn into a rich, nutrition soil that will help plants grow. Just think: What used to be "garbage" is now a valuable substance!
Cut Down On Packaging.
We've already given you several ways to do this. Keep in mind that about half of what we throw away is packaging. By buying products that have as little packaging as possible, you can help to reduce those mountains of trash.
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Donate Your Toys To A Worthy Cause.
When you get tired of or grow out of your games and toys and other things, don't throw them away. Even if they are broken, they may be fixed and used by other kids less fortunate than you. You'll also be keeping these things out of the trash.
Don't Buy Aerosols.
There are environmentally better packages for most products. Aerosols can't be recycled--which means that they are guaranteed to end up in landfills--and some of their ingredients contribute to air pollution. Instead of aerosols, look for spray bottles, liquids, powders, and roll-ons.
Draw Up A Petition.
If you find something in your school or in your community you think needs to be changed, one way to convince the people in charge is to circulate a petition, getting as many people to sign it as possible. The petition might say something like: "We, the undersigned, believe that our junior high school should begin recycling all paper, glass, and aluminum immediately, and should place recycling containers throughout the school to make recycling easier. Make sure the signed petition reaches the people in charge; send it to the person at the very top. Send a copy of the signed petition to local newspapers and TV stations.
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Eat Organic Produce.
Organic produce contains far fewer chemicals than other produce. That's probably better for your health, and it is definitely better for the environment. All those chemicals get washed off of farmers' fields into rivers and streams, where they pollute our water. In addition, many of the chemicals are made from petroleum and other nonrenewable resources. So, don't eat chemicals--eat real food!
Elect "Green" Candidates.
During election campaigns, ask candidates about their position on the environment. Try to ask specific questions that relate to situations in your community--whether they support a mandatory recycling program, for example, or whether they plan to get tough on polluting companies.
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Feed The Birds.
Birds need water to drink and foot to eat. Feeding birds not only brings a bit of nature to your backyard, it also helps rid the yard of many kinds of bugs. you can hang a birdfeeder from a tree or place it outside your window, or build a birdbath in your yard from which the birds can drink water.
Find Out How To Dispose of Hazardous Waste.
Nearly every household has some kind of hazardous waste: old paint cans, used motor oil, unused pesticides and weed killers. If you dump these things down the drain, you'll end up polluting the water supply. THey should be disposed of in a site specially designed for hazardous or toxic wastes. Some cities and counties have monthly or annual pickups. Other areas have special drop-off sites. Call your city or county government to find out the proper way to dispose of such trash in your area. Try organizing a hazardous-waste-collection day in your neighborhood or at your school, encouraging others to dispose of materials properly.
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Go To A Zoo.
You'd be surprised how much you'll learn about the Earth. Find out how many of the animals in the zoo are at rick of becoming extinct. (Find out how many animals already ARE extinct.) Ask the zookeeper what role humans have played in animal extinction.
Grow A Garden.
A garden provides flowers, vegetables, and environmental benefits. It can help to reduce soil erosion and may help to reduce some kinds of air pollution. Try to grow your garden using as few pesticides and chemical fertilizers as possible.
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Have A "Green" Picnic.
Plan an outing that doesn't create a lot of waste or pollution. For example, if you're having a barbecue, avoid using lighter fluid--it contains naphthalene, an air pollutant which is suspected of causing cancer. Instead, use an electric starter or, better yet, a device that lets you start coals using newspapers instead of fluid. Use real plates and utensils instead of paper or plastic, and reusable tin or heavy plastic cups instead of disposable paper or plastic ones. Wash the cups and use them over and over. And set out separate trash bags for paper, glass, and aluminum. Just because you're outdoors doesn't mean you can't recycle.
Hold On To Balloons.
Helium balloons--they kind that float up into the sky--are lots of fun, but if you let them fly away, they may harm fish and animals. Helium balloons eventually fall back to earth and can be blown by strong winds miles away into the ocean. Some sea animals mistake the balloons for jellyfish. When an animal tries to eat a balloon, it can kill the animal. So if you have a helium balloon, hold on tight. If you know of others planning to use them for a celebration, warn them about the dangers of letting the balloons fly away.
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Identify Energy Wasters.
There probably are several companies in your community that are wasting precious resources. Does a used-car showroom leave its bright lights shining all night long? Do parents waiting to pick up their kids from school leave their cars idling at the curb for a long time? Wherever you see people being wasteful, say something! Write a letter, give a call, or walk right up to them on the street and ask them not to waste our Earth's precious resources.
Insulate Your Home.
You may find a lot of energy being wasted right in your own home. After you've finished your energy audit, make a list of the things you believe should be done. Your local hardware-store sales person can help you determine how much the improvements will cost, how much energy they will save, and how much money your family will save in reduced energy bills.
Invite A Speaker.
A good speaker can provide a lot of useful information and can answer your questions. Almost every environmental group has individuals who will speak to your school or organization, usually for free. Consider hosting a series of speakers, each on a different environmental topic. Even better, invite two people with opposing view points on a single subject. You may be in for an exciting debate!
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Join An Environmental Group.
There are hundreds of good organizations around the country. Most of them have annual membership fees of $25 or less, and some have special rates for kids or students. Try to find one that focuses on something your are particularly interested in. Go to a meeting, event, or other activity. You'll probably meet some other kids with similar interests as yours.
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Keep The Car At Home.
You've learned by now that automobiles are one of the single biggest sources of pollution. Most driving trips are under five miles, and you'd be surprised how many are under one mile. Try walking, biking, skateboarding, roller-skating, or taking the bus.
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Learn About Your Community.
As you travel around your community, watch the local news, or read local papers, looking for things that might be causing environmental problems. Locate sources of pollution. And make suggestions to people in charge about what you think could be done to improve the situation.
Look At Labels.
Reading labels can tell you a lot of things. First, you can find out about a product's ingredients--whether it contains anything that might be hazardous to your health or the the environment. A label will also tell you how to contact the product's manufacturer with your questions and comments. Feel free to let them know what's on your mind. Do you think their product is good? Let them know! Could it be better? Let them know that, too. In particular, let them know if you've decided to buy--or not buy--their product for environmental reasons. Companies listen very carefully to what their customers have to say. It doesn't take very many letters and calls for a company to think seriously about making changes.
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Make Scratch Pads.
Here's a good way to recycle paper. When you use a piece of paper on only one side, don't throw it away when you are done with it. Instead, put it in a pile with all of the blank sides surfacing up. When you get a big pile, you can turn the paper into scratch pads. First, get someone to cut the pile of paper in half. Then, staple small batches of paper together into "pads."
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Notify The Authorities.
Do you know a polluter? Is a company in your community doing things that are bad for the environment? Don't think twice about reporting them to the local, state, or federal government. You will be doing yourself and your community a big favor. You might even get a reward!
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Observe The Three Rs.
Refuse, Reuse, and Recycle. Whatever you buy, wherever you live, the Three Rs are the most important rules to live by, at least as far as the environment is concerned. The next time you go shopping--whether by yourself or with your parents or friends--think about the Three Rs every time you pull a potential purchase off the shelf. Is it something that is over-packaged or wasteful? If so, Refuse it. Is it something that is made of or packaged in recycled material, or which you can reuse in some way? If so, Reuse it. Is it something that can be recycled easily? If so, Recycle it.
Organize Your Friends.
You've probably heard that "two heads are better than one." Well, ten heads can be even better! You and your friends can probably accomplish a lot if you set your minds to it. Think about the ways you and your friends (or family, classmates, scout troop, or whatever) can help out as a group. Then contact a local environmental group and volunteer your services. Think how much fun everyone can have helping to save the planet!
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Plant A Tree.
How would you like to plant your very own tree and watch it grow? There are organizations in most communities that have set up tree-planting campaigns. But you don't even need one of these. Visit a local nursery to find out what kinds of trees will grow best in your area. The nursery people might also help you find a good place to plant a tree. You can watch the tree's progress every year, and have the pleasure of know that you put it there for everyone to enjoy!
Protest Animal Cruelty.
Each year, millions of laboratory animals--rats, mice, dogs, monkeys, and others--suffer needlessly because companies use them to test new products, including most cosmetics and personal-care products. Many of these are extremely cruel. These animals are routinely burned and injected with poisonous substances, among other tests. The worst part is that many of the products for which they are being include ingredients that have already been proven safe! Some companies don't conduct these tests. They often label their products "cruelty free" because they do not cause harm to animals. If you had a choice between a product and a product that caused animals to be harmed and a similar one that didn't, which one would you choose?
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Quit Throwing Away Batteries.
Americans go through more than two billion batteries a year to power such things as radios, calculators, watches, flashlights, and computers. Unfortunately, batteries contain many hazardous materials, which leak into landfills when batteries are thrown away. Many of these dangerous chemicals get into our water supply. There are two ways you can avoid throwing away batteries. One is by using batteries that can be recharged over and over. You should also find out if there are companies in your area that recycle batteries. If you must throw batteries away, do so at a hazardous-waste collection site, if there is one in your area. Still another idea is to send the batteries back to the manufacturers, signifying that you consider used batteries a potential danger. This may encourage companies to begin recycling. In the end, ask yourself whether you really need to use products that require batteries.
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Recycle Everything.
Well, not everything, but just about. As we described earlier, there is little you can't recycle one way or another. One exception is plastic, most of which is not easily recyclable. Set up recycling boxes in your home--one for collecting newspapers, another for collecting other types of paper, another for glass, and another for aluminum. Try composting, which is a way of recycling food and other organic matter. You can even try recycling plastic, if you can find a place that accepts plastic for recycling. If you can't recycle something, see if there is some way you can reuse it.
Reuse A Bag.
Some people believe that bags made of trees--paper bags--are less harmful to the earth than bags made of chemicals--plastic bags. The fact is, making both types of bags creates a lot of pollution, and both paper and plastic bags use a lot of resources. So neither is much better than the other. The best solution is not to use any bag at all, or to bring your own bag. Some people carry a canvas or mesh bag they can use over and over. If you must use a paper or plastic bag, don't throw it away. Try to use the bag over and over--as many times as you can.
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Spend Your Money Wisely.
When you buy toys or gifts, beware of things made of endangered animals or things made of wood that comes from tropical rainforests. If you're not sure, don't be afraid to ask questions. The more you know about the things you buy, the better decisions you can make. Your spending money is powerful! If you spend it wisely, you can help influence companies to do things that don't harm the environment--or the things that live in it.
Stop A Leak.
Organize a Stop-the-Leak Day on which everyone in your family tightens, insulates, replaces, caulks, and does whatever else is necessary to make your home as "tight" as possible. Your local water, gas, or electric utility company may be able to provide help, or even instructions and supplies.
Support Green Companies.
In the past, most companies haven't paid much attention to the environment. But now, a growing number are changing the way they do business. Some are changing their products so that they are less wasteful or polluting. Others are encouraging their employees to carpool or to recycle. Still others are helping their local communities improve their environments. These companies deserve all of our support! Whenever you have a choice between supporting one of these green companies or a company that is less green, you should definitely support the greener one.
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Take A Hike.
Or go fishing or bird-watching. Whatever you do, go outdoors to a place where there are as few people, cars, and building as possible. Take a look around. Isn't it beautiful? What would happen if all that beauty disappeared because people littered and polluted and harmed the plants and animals? It's important to keep our natural areas in good shape, so that you can enjoy them and your children--and their children's children--can enjoy them, too! So enjoy the great outdoors whenever you can. And if you see some litter there, pick it up and carry it so someplace where it can be safely thrown away or recycled.
Talk To Your Parents/Children.
There's a good chance that you know more about the environment than they do. That's okay, there's still time for them to learn, and you can be the one to teach them. Don't be afraid to share with them the information you've learned through this site and at school. Help them learn about ways they can be Green Consumers and spend their money in ways that will help the environment. Although it doesn't always seem that way, grown-ups do listen to kids. If you share your concerns with them, they will become concerned, too. Together, you can help.
Turn Off The Lights.
This is such a simple thing to do, but sometimes it's so hard to remember! Ask your parents if you can put little stickers near the light switches you leave on the most often, reminding everyone to turn them off when they leave the room. Consider starting a Lights-Off Fund, to which each person must donate a nickel or dime every time he or she forgets to turn off the lights. As those nickels or dimes add up, you might donate them to an environmental organization.
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Use Recycled Paper.
There's just no reason why you shouldn't buy recycled paper whenever it is available. In most cases, it is just as good as "virgin" paper--even better, in fact, because it helps save trees! You can buy toilet paper, paper towels, napkins, writing paper, books, newspapers, and many other things made of recycled paper. If you or your parents can't find recycled paper products in your local grocery store, ask the manager to stock them.
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Visit A Recycling Center.
If there's a center nearby, stop and take a look around. Look at all the different things being recycled--lots of different colors of glass, paper, cardboard, cans, maybe even tires and household appliances. Ask the people who run the recycling center what happens to all this stuff after it leaves the center. Think about how wasteful it would be if all that garbage wasn't being recycled, but being thrown away instead.
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Work For The Environment.
If you decide to get a summer job, see if there's a job available in which you can help the environment. Most environmental organizations need lots of help, and some of these jobs can pay you. Check with the local parks department to see if there are any jobs in the parks taking care of plants or flowers. Check with the local zoo to see if you can work with animals. It might be hard work, but it might be a lot of fun. Either way, you can go home each day with the satisfaction of knowing you are helping make the world a better place.
Write a Letter.
You'd be surprised how much just one letter can do. Most companies don't get many letters from customers, and most politicians rarely hear voters, so when they do get letters, they read them very carefully. According to some experts, if a company or politician receives just twenty letters on the same subject within a few weeks, they consider the subject high priority. You and your classmate can write twenty letters in a few minutes! So, if a company is doing something that you don't like, or if a politician isn't taking actions that can help protect the environment, write a letter. And encourage your parents--and your friends and neighbors--to write letters, too.
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eXercise Your Rights.
As a human being living on planet Earth, you have the right to clean air and water, a safe environment, and the unspoiled beauties this world has to offer. You should speak firmly and loudly against those people and companies who threaten to take those rights away from you by polluting or by making decisions that encourage polluting or other wasteful behavior. That's the only way that you can be sure that the world will still be just as beautiful when you are older. If you don't dream of a better world--and do something about it--no one will do it for you.
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Yell At A Litterer.
Well, maybe you don't have to yell, but if you do see someone littering, you definitely should say something. Be polite, but state your case. Explain that littering not only is ugly and costs us money (because we have to pay people to pick up the litter and dispose of it), it is also bad for the environment.
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Zero In On Specifics.
While we've covered a wide range of environmental problems and solutions on this site, you can be most effective by choosing one or two specific problems to focus on. Don't try to do everything at once. Pick a problem--acid rain, for example, or animal cruelty--and learn as much about it as you can. Find the individuals and organizations in your area working on the problem and see how you can get involved. That will make you a powerful Green Consumer!
Going Green - A-to-Z List of Ideas
The same web-site had these statistics:
Eco-Statistics
Below are some miscellaneous factoids that will probably shock you. Hopefully enough to inspire you. If we all do our best to go green, we can change some of the statistics. We can help Mother Earth.
- The amount of wood and paper we throw away each year is enough to heat 50 million homes for 20 years.
- 99.5 percent of all fresh water on Earth is in icecaps and glaciers.
- Each gallon of gas used by a car contributes about 19 pounds of CO2 into the atmosphere. For a single car driving 1,000 miles a month, that adds up to 120 tons of CO2 a year.
- A single polystyrene (Styrofoam) cup contains one billion billion molecules of CFCs--that's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.
- Once a CFC atom reaches the ozone layer, it can take over 100 years before it breaks up and becomes harmless.
- About 110 million Americans live in areas with levels of air pollutants the federal government considers to be harmful.
- Americans dump 16 tons of sewage into their waters--every minute of every day.
- Although water covers two-thirds of the surface of the Earth, all the fresh water in lakes, streams, and rivers represents only one-hundredth of the Earth's total water.
- Each year, 1 million sea birds, 100,000 marine mammals, and 50,000 fur seals are killed as the result of eating or being strangled in plastic.
- A plant called the rosy periwinkle, which grows in the rainforests of Madagascar, has been used to make a drug that can cure some kinds of cancer.
- Americans throw away 25 billion Styrofoam coffee cups every year, and 2.5 million plastic beverage bottles every hour.
- Americans throw away enough glass bottles and jars to fill the 1,350-foot twin towers of New York's World Trade Center every two weeks.
- Americans throw away about 40 billion soft drink cans and bottles every year. Placed end to end, they would reach to the moon and back nearly 20 times.
- Eighty-four percent of a typical household's waste--including food scraps, yard waste, paper, cardboard, cans, and bottles--can be recycled.
- Using recycled paper for one print run of the Sunday edition of the New York Times would save 75,000 trees.
- If every American recycled just one-tenth of their newspapers, we would save about 25 million trees a year.
- Each year, 40 million acres of tropical rainforests--an area larger than the state of California--are destroyed through logging or burning.
- Only 10 percent of the 35,000 pesticides introduced since 1945 have been tested for their effects on people.
- It takes only one-twentieth as much raw materials to grow grains, fruits, and vegetables as it does to raise animals for meat.
- The typical American home uses about 300 gallons of water a day.
- A 1/32" leak in a faucet can waste up to 6,000 gallons of water a month, or 72,000 gallons a year.
- America's refrigerators use about 7 percent of the nation's total electricity consumption--the output of about 25 large power plants.
- By turning the heat down, Americans could save more than 500,000 barrels of oil each day--that's over 21,000,000 gallons.
- A single quart of motor oil, if disposed of improperly, can contaminate up to two million gallons of fresh water.
- By the year 2000, U.S. businesses will need the equivalent of all the office space in Pittsburgh, PA, to store the paper it uses in just one year.
- Driving an average of 1,000 miles a month produces about 120 tons of carbon dioxide a year.
- If all the cars on U.S. roads had properly inflated tires, it would save nearly 2 billion gallons of gasoline a year.
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Saturday April 19, 2008
 OVERHEARD and SEEN ~ Spring Fever Edition ~

(allergies too!!!)
POLITICALLY SPEAKING
But the great thing about political news is … well, first of all it actually is news, but more importantly, it provides food for thought, or fodder for blog cannons, or opportunities to enlarge one’s vocabulary – take your pick. The White Lodge by John, the Squabbler Touchy Subjects by Mokie Joe
Barack says we need to have a conversation about race in America. Fair enough. But this time, it has to be a two-way conversation. White America needs to be heard from, not just lectured to. This time, the Silent Majority needs to have its convictions, grievances and demands heard. Ice on the Windshield by -ice-
 LaLePoP' by lalepop'
Song For John McCain
100 Years of War in Iraq (sung to the tune of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”)
100 years of war in Iraq 100 years of war You burn it down Down to the ground 100 years of war in Iraq
99 years of war in Iraq 99 years of war You burn it down Down to the ground 99 years of war in Iraq…
Continue lyrics to “zero” years of war, then begin the negative numbers*, i.e.:
Minus one year of war in Iraq Minus one year of war You burn it down Down to the ground Minus one year of war in Iraq Whit's Whittlings by Whit's Whittlings
 Thoughts from Idaho by pst4911
The three presidential candidates, actually all of Congress, in fact, pretty much all of us, miss the point: We talk about the economy, the mortgage crisis, the war, illegal immigrants, and numerous other serious, but not world ending, issues. The most demanding, most pressing problems of the time go virtually unmentioned: 1. We have got to get rid of all nuclear weapons. 2. We have to stop global warming. 3. Population growth has to be controlled, There are too many of us. 4. We have to give attention to other environmental issues, like the oceans, the coral reefs, the forests, soil, right down to the flora and fauna. We cannot keep destroying these things in the name of profit and consumerism. Our children, their children, and their children's children deserve better. If we don't get these four things under control, and fairly soon, nothing else will matter. Leave It To Peever by The Peever
IN THE NEWS

We have been dumbed down by lousy TV shows, commercials that send those esoteric messages, and a whole plethora of obstacles that don't let us live our lives. Now we have the damn Patriot Act. Good God, why did they name it that? There is nothing in it that's the least bit patriotic! It's a stupid, sanction against 'the people'! Pagans don't wear sandals! by joesblog6
The world hunger crisis is all over the news this week. In just three years, the price of staple foods like wheat, corn and rice has almost doubled. If we don't do something soon, hundreds of thousands of people face starvation and a hundred million more could fall into extreme poverty. Mad Yankee Ranting by BigChris
I can't help but get this mental picture of Osama Bin Laden sitting in a cave somewhere thinking to himself, "Why bothering plotting against the Americans anymore? They are going to destroy themselves from within." The Way I See It by dustmac

HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING? How many of you remember gas at 38.9 cents per gallon? Well, gas prices were as cheap as 23.9 cents a gallon in 1969. Can you believe it? (History lesson for youngsters: this price lasted until 1973, when it suddenly almost tripled.) Bella's Gotta Brand New Blog! by Bella

Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania ... a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions? The Way I See It by dustmac

IN THE LIFE
 The White Lodge by John, the Squabbler
What I’d rather do, however, is hand you a guitar and a tall glass of iced tea as we sit down on the front porch together and go over some of these old Blues recordings I found. Stream of Consciousness by wayfarer
 Life's Lessons Endings & Beginnings by Mouse
For the last few nights, I've gathered up my blogging necessities - - a glass of tea & a pack of smokes. I sit down and start to pound out an entry here. Things are going swell - - I was coming up with some pretty good stuff! ... I've got to unload something off my chest tonight that will more than likely have you all either laughing or shaking your head ... but probably BOTH!! THIS SIDE OF 40: Life With BryM by Bry_M
"Consider, for a minute, the unbelievable statistics: The total estimated human loss of life caused by World War II was roughly 72 million people. The civilian toll was around 47 million, including 20 million deaths due to war related famine and disease. The military toll was about 25 million, including the deaths of about 4 million prisoners of war in captivity. The Allies lost approximately 61 million people, and the Axis powers lost 11 million. Let those numbers sink in for a moment. Europe had virtually destroyed itself. And yet, against this backdrop of devastation, love had bloomed and hope for a better future." (Read more about the War Brides at ...) View From The Bluffs by Anexplorer

I do remember penny candy, a nickle took a half hour of thought. Whispered Promises by Whispered Promise
When I was like 7 or 8, I got this idea from Weekly Reader. I made a time capsule. I put some plastic army men and a Spyrograph drawing and a Tootsie Roll and my report card and a letter and some other stuff in a jar and I buried it on the bank of the creek behind our house ... (to be continued at ...) The Dog House by Biggie T

JUST FOR FUN
Major Danes by Dalpha
I'm gonna hang it all up and become a traveling yo-yo salesman. Life After The Hollow by Randy
I'm a psychotic animal lover that knows how to converse in 'duck'. Daily Changes by HeatherScot
Raindrops Make Things Beautiful by Sherry'sCherries
... When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!" Lou's World by Miss Lou
I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years! ChickenLittles by LilLadyReg
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away. Same time next year by Madie
 Strange Phrase Indeed by Kristin
"WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED?" INSIDE THE FLAME by ^BELLE^
They regroup and become stalkers (Belle's answer)
They get lawyers The Dog House by Biggie T
Eventually they get smart and give up Strange Phrase Indeed by Kristin
They either get past it & move on, or they dwell on it My Soap Opera Life by Secret - Victoria's First
They ask for alimony LINEMAN FOR THE COUNTY by BamaMan
and the NUMBER ONE answer is ...
They go out looking for something to mend it with and end up with Crazy Glue. Whit's Whittlings by Whit's Whittlings

 Bella's Gotta Brand New Blog! by Bella

DO YOU ENJOY PUBLIC SPEAKING? Life After The Hollow by Randy
I can do it...does that include cussing out assholes in Wal Mart lines? Mad Yankee Ranting by BigChris
Do you enjoy public speaking? I do it all the time for work, so some of the thrill has worn off. View From The Bluffs by Anexplorer
Do you enjoy public speaking? Nope. Though I have done it. Whispered Promises by Whispered Promise
Do you enjoy public speaking? sometimes...depends on the topic or reason I'm speaking. The Dog House by Biggie T
Do you enjoy public speaking? Is that with or without clothing on? LaLePoP' by lalepop'
Do you enjoy public speaking? NO. I THINK THAT SHOULD BE DONE IN PRIVATE. HUH...
 OH...MY BAD...I THOUGHT YOU SAID PUBLIC SPANKING INSIDE THE FLAME by ^BELLE^
Do you enjoy public speaking? As much as I enjoy removing the entirety of my epidermis and then stepping under a scalding jet of high powered water. Girl and Dog in the City by Night Bug
Do you enjoy public speaking? As long as I am not the one doing the speaking! The Inner Sanctum... by PolarB
Do you enjoy public speaking? As much as I love to talk, speaking in front of the public, oooo...hard thing to do...so no way... no enjoyment there lol Exhaling by SammyJo
Do you enjoy public speaking? Yes.
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