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 This Week's Blonde Joke ... LOL
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There are blonde jokes for guys too ...


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'



(Blondes!!!) 



Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'



LOLOLOL ... I love blonde jokes ... 




Posted by kktaylorcc at 2:33 PM - 26 Comments   Add a Comment  
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Taylor:

That is a good one. It has a surprise ending.
 
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by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Thursday July 24, 2008 @ 3:01 PM




THAT was a good blonde joke!!  
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by Bry_M (PM , CC ) on Thursday July 24, 2008 @ 8:52 PM




Hey, it can happen to anybody. I never saw that coming. Good one.


Bob H
 
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by RHolt (PM , CC ) on Thursday July 24, 2008 @ 10:44 PM




Hehe that was hilarious!!!!  
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by Sacred (PM , CC ) on Thursday July 24, 2008 @ 11:01 PM




That was a good one!  
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by Miss Lou (PM , CC ) on Friday July 25, 2008 @ 1:53 AM




Like everyone else, that was a surprise. And very very funny!!  
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Friday July 25, 2008 @ 11:16 PM




I wish my Sister were here to see this one! She is blond and has some of the best blond jokes! Wish I could remember them all.....
Thanks for the giggles!
Oscar Sue
 
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by Oscar (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 4:07 PM




Taylor,
Good one...Blonde jkes are hilarious unless you happen to be blonde of course.
 
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by L.Cat (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 8:22 PM




funny!

it's Saturday and you are MIA?

Hope you have a great weekend, Taylor.
 
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 10:02 PM




Now that's funny.  
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by Hey Gal (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 10:38 PM




Taylor

Have a fab weekend girlfriend - and enjoy yourself as much as you deserve - You work to hard
 
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by Lookin' (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 10:54 PM




Hey Whit!

I love blonde jokes ... If we can't laugh at ourselevs, who can we laugh at?


Huggggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:48 PM




Bry,


There are lots of blonde jokes bout gals but this one was about a guy, for a change ... Gotta be equal opportunity blonde, you know!


Hugggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:49 PM




Hey Bob,

It took me by surprise too!


Huggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:50 PM




Sami,

I love blonde jokes ... lol

Feel free to share any that come your way!

Huggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:50 PM




Thanks Miss Lou!



Huggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:51 PM






Huggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:54 PM




Oscar Sue,

I used to be blonde ...

But just like 50 is the new 30,
Gray is the new blonde!!!

Huggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:55 PM




LCat,

I am still mostly blonde and I LOVE blonde jokes!!!

Huggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:56 PM




Bella,

You inspired the title of the next post ...

I am MIA but I have a really good excuse!!!

Huggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:56 PM




Glad you liked it Gal,



Huggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:57 PM




Lookin,


I think I have been having WAY MORE FUN than I deserve!!!


Huggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Saturday July 26, 2008 @ 11:58 PM




Hi Taylor, I was supposed to be blonde by all circumstances of my DNA but a head injury when I was very young caused a color transformation to light brown (mousey brown)..... No worries now as my hair is a lovely silver (almost) *smile*  
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by Oscar (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 27, 2008 @ 4:06 PM




I do too there is something about them that just tickles that old funny bone! I will be sure to do just that.  
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by Sacred (PM , CC ) on Sunday July 27, 2008 @ 6:40 PM




Oscar Sue,

I'm headed for silver myself ... the new blonde!


Hugggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Monday July 28, 2008 @ 3:40 PM




Sami,

I look forward to getting them!

Huggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Monday July 28, 2008 @ 3:40 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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